Dad Jokes

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? He felt his presents.

What do you call a girl between two posts? Annette.

Why are basketball players messy eaters? Because they are always dribbling.

What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant? About 5000 miles.

I couldn't figure out how the seat belt worked. Then it just clicked.

I tried to write a chemistry joke, but could never get a reaction.

How does a penguin build it’s house? Igloos it together.

Why does Han Solo like gum? It's chewy!

What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.

Toasters were the first form of pop-up notifications.